I dream of a world beyond this one
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
How mom reacts when it starts to rain
"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"
As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like
and the other half is like
I am a combination of both these things, all year.
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
7. I’M NOT A WITCH
there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon
I only have 4 moods:
- fuck this
- fuck that
- fuck me
- fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
- fuck yeah
- fuck no
- fuck my life
- fuck everything
and don’t forget the inevitable
- fuck it
and for those who have just given up
this is beautiful